Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 02, 2017
Bucky Katt: So...your little weeble body gives you a natural takedown defense and you're too stupid to submit to the pain of an armbar. Very well... There is yet an attack for which there is no defense. You will be rendered unconscious. Satchel Pooch: Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Bucky Katt: I will put you out of your misery quickly. Turn around. Satchel Pooch: 'K Bucky Katt: I now have you in a textbook sleeper hold. Passing out, yet? Satchel Pooch: No, but I can totally see how someone would sleep like this, it's very snuggly.