Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 17, 2014
Satchel Pooch: Snuck out again? Gonna get in trouble with Rob! Bucky Katt: Whatever he's easier than the nitwits out there. Satchel Pooch: Out where? Bucky Katt: Outside! Everybody is so rude nowadays, I don't know why I bother sneaking out. Satchel Pooch: People are nice to me. Bucky Katt: Well, bully for you. Meanwhile I get my tail stepped on by a kid booping a phone. Satchel Pooch: Nobody else complains about it. Bucky Katt: What? Everybody things Massachusetts is rude. The state bird is a human hand. The state motto is "E Pluribus Pluribus" You ever been in the check out line at trader mo's full frontal rudity. Satchel Pooch: People give me stuff. Bucky Katt: Like what, smallpox blankets? Who gives you stuff? Satchel Pooch: Just people on the street! Bucky Katt: Throwing garbage at you is not "giving you stuff" Well except for... Massachusetts day! Merry mas day! Here's your can! Fa-POW!