Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 27, 2014
Bucky Katt: I figured out how to ruin the ferret party next door. Satchel Pooch: Uh-oh. Bucky Katt: I intercepted a guy delivering a cheap statue to their house. Satchel Pooch: I'm going to cut it open and hide inside it. Then you'll put it outside their door, knock, and run. Bucky Katt: The ferrets will see the statue they ordered and bring it inside. Then, when they least expect it. I will jump out and Darwinize their filthy existences. I give you... The Trojan Party House! Satchel Pooch: That's a pinata, Bucky. Bucky Katt: The species isn't important. I'll be in it and it'll be a smash hit. Satchel Pooch: That's what I'm afraid of. Bucky Katt: Pff. and they say cats are insmart.