Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 03, 2013
Bucky: I've identified why none of my previous books have been commercially successful. Satchel: Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Bucky: They were never published. Satchel: Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Bucky: Probably too short, too. This advice book says a novel should be around 300 pages. Satchel: Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Bucky: They say everyone has one novel in 'em. And I'm about to pull mine out. Satchel: One novel? That's nothing. Remember that time I had Rob's kindle in me? That was, like, a thousand novels! Ha ha! And I bet not everyone's had an address book in their intestine like I did last summer. Bucky: You're very special. Can you go now? Satchel: Hey, I got a sports section in me now.