Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 01, 2013
Rob: I still say that you're nuts if you think that kids' TV characters are all genetic experiments. Bucky: Not all, no. For instance, the first snuffleupagus was thawed out of a swiss glacier in 1968, so all modern snuffleupagi are clones. Clifford was a big, red nuclear accident, fact. Satchel: What about arthur? Bucky: Two words: aardvark contaminated teleportation machine. Satchel, have you ever seen the movie "The Fly"?