Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 06, 2011

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Bucky says, "What's that?" Rob says, "Article on Canadian literature." Bucky says, "What does that encompass other than the leafs' box score?" Rob says, "I'd really rather not discuss modern Canadian literature with you." Bucky says, "Well, you can't discuss something that doesn't exist." Rob says, "I may regret this, but ...what?" Bucky says, "There's no such thing as modern Canadian anything, man. They're all stuck in the past." Rob says, "How so?" Rob says, "Things slow down in the cold. Fact." Bucky says, "If you factor out the time a Canadian spends frozen. He's really only functional for 6 months a year." Rob says, "By that logic, every warm place on earth is more advanced than Canada." Bucky says, "Correct. Of course, most of them are tired and a little cranky now." Bucky says, "See, most hot places built civilizations a long time ago and truthfully. They need a bit of a lie down." Rob says, "You're a real think tank." Bucky says, "Thinking implies uncertainty. I'm a know tank."