Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 08, 2010
Transcript:
Satchel says, "Why does this history book go back to year zero for part of the world and only 1492 for America?" Rob says, "Well? history is written by the victors, isn't it?" Satchel says, "What does that mean?" Rob says, "It-" Bucky says, "I'll handle this, Robert." Bucky says, "See, Satchel, it means that no Native Americans were named Victor. Publishers had to wait for Europers to move here and start writing books." Rob says, "It means that those who are victorious in war get to document events." Bucky says, "Ok, yeah, that too. See, Satchel, all the losers' printing presses were bombed." Satchel says, "Uhh..." Bucky says, "It obviously has a triple meaning, too. In that losers are just bad at stuff... fighting... sports... hygiene... writing history books..." Rob says, "It's hard for me to talk about things with you..." Bucky says, "Duh. You're a loser."