Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 13, 2009

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Bucky says, "I've been thinkin' about the whole infinite monkey thing lately?" Satchel says, "You lost me." Bucky says, "It's the theory that if you get a load of monkeys on typewriters, one will accidentally type Shakespeare at some point." Satchel says, "Mm-hm. Mm-hm." Bucky says, "Well, the whole theory is flawed. 'Infinite' is too many monkeys. Over 8 monkeys and you're running into discipline and hygiene issues." Bucky says, "And who's gonna read infinite monkey scripts? Some chimp could have written the next Da Vinci Code, but newsflash: he's eating that script before you ever see it." Bucky says, "Here's what you do: You buy a $2 bag of nuts. You go trap yourself some squirrels..." Bucky says, "You put them on word processors...with spellcheck.. and you shoot for a 'Two and a half men' script..." Bucky says, "You pocket the infinite monkey allocation money, sell the script, and retire to Hawaii." Satchel says, "So now it's finite squirrels at word processors?...I'm still lost." Bucky says, "Never mind. You got two dollars?"