Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 10, 2009
Transcript:
Satchel says, "Rob, what's wrong with Bucky?" Rob says, "Oh, he's flipping out because they changed his cat food, but he thinks I did it to screw with him." Satchel says, "Why is he beating a where's waldo doll against the wall?" Rob says, "Ha ha! That's the doll he uses as his Rob voodoo doll. No Atheists in foxholes, eh?" Satchel says, "Why not? Are you implying foxes are bad hosts? What's an Atheist?" Rob says, "No, an Atheist is someone who doesn't believe in a god, I was joking that-" Satchel says, "So are you saying foxes are intolerant? Because I've never seen a fox in an atheist hole, either, so I don't know where you're getting your fox data..." Rob says, "No, I-" Satchel says, "Wait, are you calling foxes heathens for not going to church? Now who's being intolerant?!" Satchel says, "And for all you know, foxes are Buddhists or just real private about their religion!" Rob says, "Dogs are so hard to talk to...are foxes dogs? Is that why you're so touchy?" Satchel says, "Are foxes dogs? Let's see--is the sky grey?! If a tree falls in the woods can you still wee on it?!"