Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 10, 2008
Transcript:
Rob; Do you smell something? Satchel: Like 800 things, can you be more specific? Rob: What do I smell in here? Buck: Open face decadence, my friend. Rob: What is my shampoo doing in the kitchen? And all my DVDs? Is... Is that a Hendrix disc in the toaster?! Bucky: A token of your corrupted ethicals is being purified, yes. Rob: Dude! Stop melting my stuff! Bucky: Your moralist is decrepitied! I am cleansing your souls Robert Wilco! In fact, I just did them. Rob: ...you're actually holding a medieval burning of my vanities?! Satchel: Technically, he's toasting your vanities.
There’s a reason why it was Rob that adopted Bucky. Anyone else would have already had him euthanized.