Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 13, 2006
"See, at first Whitey was giving me a million to one odds that the Patriots would win the World Series, but I was able to talk him down to ten to one odds." "...So, since it was much more likely to happen at ten to one, I upped my bet to one dollar to a thousand dollars." "Do you know anything about gambling?" "Duhhh, excuse me, Senor Skeptico. I think it was me who made the bet - not you!"