Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for November 01, 2005
Transcript:
PETA "Ready for the beach!" "I take it this is the latest in dope couture." "Ha ha! Bucky, I'm having so much fun, I can even take your smack today! Party on!" "Hmm...I never thought I'd say this, but that hat makes you look even plumper." "But...I've been on the Atkins diet for days...I just ate this jar of peanuts..." "Maybe you picked up the Fatkins diet book by mistake."
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/religion/at-petas-shelter-most-animals-are-put-down-peta-calls-them-mercy-killings/2015/03/12/e84e9af2-c8fa-11e4-bea5-b893e7ac3fb3_story.html