Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 17, 2005
"Are you actually trying to charge me money for that hug you gave me?" "Well, I feel that, as a small, fuzzy cat, I provide a unique product to you, the potential customer." "Dogs give it away for free, you know." "See, I feel I provide a <i>higher quality</i> product, Mr. Wilco."