Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 24, 2001
Transcript:
Rob, Bucky, and Satchel are sitting at a table. Rob says: "Buck, I don't dislike the taste of meat--I don't eat other animals because I think the way it's done is mean." Bucky replies: "Well, that's where you're wrong, Pinky. You HAVE to eat them to show them who's BOSS. If everybody stopped eating cows, they'd take over, Man! Pretty soon, you'd have some big, jerky cow right up in your face saying: "Do my laundry." Rob says: "Cows don't have laundry, Buck." Bucky answers: "Oh, they will...They will..."