Spider #1: Hey, cat, are you ugly for a reason, or were you born that way?!
Spider #1: Your Momma's so fat....
Spider #2: Give it a rest, Larry.
December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
So does this mean Garfield agrees?
It’s finally Spider Week again.
His momma’s so fat and you’re so flat.
It’s better than what any spider dumb enough to come in my house gets! Bug trespassing is a capital offense, and I’m judge, jury, and executioner!
If it’s got six legs, I’ll put it back outside - if it’s got eight legs it never bothers anyone again!
Bug trespassing IS a capital offense! One buzzed by my ear last night! Luckily, I have squads of spiders in my house taking care of those trespassing bugs.
Poor Larry the Cablespider! Now if someone would do that to Larry the Cableman.
You would think that after all these years those spiders would know better than to get mouthy with Garfield like that.
I <3 those spiders XD
Rule 1: Don’t play the dozens with the cat holding a newspaper.
Rule 2: Run when you see the cat with a newspaper.
were the spiders daring each other?
@pcolli: It’s the 8-legged ones that help keep the 6-legged ones in check.
I just love that SMACK graphic. SO classic in a toon.
Why do so many spiders in Garfield’s world have a death wish?
I don’t care how many legs it has, If it don’t pay the bills and I didn’t adopt it as a pet, it’s gotta go.
we like ourspiders, they eat mosquitoes. And so do the bats, we like them too. Why? Arround here the little ones pick you up and take you into the bushes where the big ones can get at you. The bed bugs don’t bother, they come to you OUCH!
Smart move walking away from Larry when he’s keeping it up.
This is for all you WEB-surfing spiders out there: never insult Garfield, or else you’ll suffer the same fate.
yo momma’s so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed, lardo.