Garfield by Jim Davis for August 31, 1997

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Jon: Mom fixed me up with a blind date tonight. She says she's got a great sense of humor. Garfield: Excuse me. BWAH-HA HA HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HAR HAR HAR. GAH-HA! HA! GASP! SNORT! WAH HA! HA! H! WHEEEEZE cough...cough. Do continue. Jon: She won first place at the county fair in the pork rind eating contest. Garfield: Excuse me again.