Garfield by Jim Davis for September 19, 1993
Transcript:
Jon: "Wllard Norf...lost his front teeth when he got his pocket protector caught in a grain thresher". "Sidney Wassle...owner of the world's largest collection of earwax". "Marvin Smaltz...accidentally glued his finger up his nose". "Murray Kravitz...never went to the beach without wearing snow pants." "Myrna Feen...five-time winner of the Ms. Zit competition." Garfield, we're walking on hallowed ground. Garfield: The nerd hall of fame.
Jon will be in there one day.