Garfield by Jim Davis for February 17, 1991
Jon: Let's go for a walk in the park, Garfield. So, tell me, Garfield, why are there all these women in the world, and I sit at home Saturday nights? I'm pretty young...I'm attractive...kind of. I have a good physique. I'll bet I could whip my weight in wimps! But, do they stop me in the supermarket to ask me to dinner? NOOO! WHAT AM I? CHOPPED LIVER? Garfield: Jon takes his geekiness rather personally.