Every morning he has to wash, dry, comb and wax his pride and joy! He loves the Curley-que look…spiraling the ends, with that Boing-boing look! The women at work make fun of him because he is constantly swirling and twirling the ends…only having to apply more wax in the john.
By the time he gets home at the end of the day, he has wax-buildup so bad the mustachio was almost twice it’s size…..and stiff, really stiff…..
His wife hated that mustachio so much she had had it! One night she got the scissors and cut off the boing boings on the ends and when he woke up, he was so mad when he looked in the mirror he went into a rage and got the razor and shaved it all off…..
There, there! After he composed himself, He was never the same after the hair loss and the women at work were shocked to see his missing signature mustachio….WOW! he was really handsome underneath all that hair…they complimented him endlessly and to this day, he never grew another mustachio again…..and he forgave his wife….of course….
Every morning he has to wash, dry, comb and wax his pride and joy! He loves the Curley-que look…spiraling the ends, with that Boing-boing look! The women at work make fun of him because he is constantly swirling and twirling the ends…only having to apply more wax in the john.
By the time he gets home at the end of the day, he has wax-buildup so bad the mustachio was almost twice it’s size…..and stiff, really stiff…..
His wife hated that mustachio so much she had had it! One night she got the scissors and cut off the boing boings on the ends and when he woke up, he was so mad when he looked in the mirror he went into a rage and got the razor and shaved it all off…..
There, there! After he composed himself, He was never the same after the hair loss and the women at work were shocked to see his missing signature mustachio….WOW! he was really handsome underneath all that hair…they complimented him endlessly and to this day, he never grew another mustachio again…..and he forgave his wife….of course….