Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 02, 2014
December 01, 2014
December 03, 2014
Transcript:
Caulfield: If banana peels are so slippery, why don't we wipe them on bike chains? Mrs. Olsen: Go ask Frazz. He's the big bike guy. Caulfield: That was a pleasant surprise. Frazz: Are you sure she meant right this instant?
Squizzums over 9 years ago
I get the feeling that, like Calvin’s parents, this kid’s parents are glad when the school year begins.
rhtatro over 9 years ago
She should answer: “Because the banana juice would quickly dry out and the chain would bind and wear out faster than if oil had been used”.
T_Lexi over 9 years ago
That’s an excellent question Caulfield – I want you to research that and write a 3-page report, due on my desk on Monday…
Cranor3 over 9 years ago
On a hard surface under the pressure of a foot, they turn quite squishy and thus slippery.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Close enough Frazz.
Caldonia over 9 years ago
Mushy, greasy black peels are good for that. Bonus: they smell bad. Which kids should love, along with flies.
ontheroadagain over 9 years ago
The correct answer would be: “That’s a good question. Have a 1 page report on my desk tomorrow for why they don’t do that.”