Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 02, 2013

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    Varnes  almost 11 years ago

    Well, we don’t!

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    StoicLion1973  almost 11 years ago

    It’s been said that men in long-term marriages die 6-7 years before their wives. My take is after years of feminine nagging and general complaining, the men just check out early.

    I kid, I kid. Put the chairs down.

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    elysummers  almost 11 years ago

    Now your scaring me. I’m going to be alone out there in my sanity a healthiness. No wait, I’ll go find a mormon friend. Eureka!

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    A purring cat is the best tranquilizer  almost 11 years ago

    This talk about labor reminds me of the old skit by Bill Cosby when he describes his wife when she was in labor – Google “Bill Cosby – Natural Childbirth” – hillarious

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    Schrat  almost 11 years ago

    What have drugs and cigarettes to do with labor pains?As I already wrote in yesterdays column of “Liberty Meadows”: I think the only one who is on drugs here seems to be you.

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    jbarnes  almost 11 years ago

    I think it’s funny how the kid misunderstands both what the holiday is about and what her mom is griping about.

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    gmforde  almost 11 years ago

    The irony is that one of my nephews was born on a Labor Day. lol

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    Deezlebird  almost 11 years ago

    My sister was also born on a Labor Day. The week before everyone was teasing my mother, asking if she was going to have the baby on Labor Day. My sister was 3 weeks early—guess she was in on the joke!

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    sbchamp  almost 11 years ago

    What was that about ‘clueless’?

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    Perkycat  almost 11 years ago

    Tell us about all that “WORK” you do.

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    mcsnick  almost 11 years ago

    single men die faster than married ones. being a man is hard because there are so many rules about being manly. I think I am lucky to be a woman although when I was a kid I envied boys for their freedom.

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    bobdingus  almost 11 years ago

    Gee, I googled “Sudden Onset Alzheimers” and could find nothing about it affecting Boomers or caused by pot use. You do realize that the oldest Boomers are still only in their mid-sixties, right? But, this is the internet, and anyone can make up statistics, right?

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    zwilnik64  almost 11 years ago

    Dang it, Frazz’s shirt should be red. And just wearing the logo doesn’t make you the fastest man alive…

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    todyoung  almost 11 years ago

    “All due respect”? She’s an attorney already! Sheeesh!

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    hippogriff  almost 11 years ago

    MStevenson58: Like a lot of things, one term can mean different things. You are correct about September 21 (except it is 20 this year in North America). That is astronomical end of summer. Meteorological meaning is the First because they like it by the month. Academic date is whenever school starts and is used mostly by teachers and students, but few others.

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    rekam Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Not when they had to suffer through melanoma in the liver that developed into a huge tumor and spread to all their organs!

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    lmonteros  almost 11 years ago

    One of my children was born on Labor Day. So yes, that’s what I mean.

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    krisl73  almost 11 years ago

    Jeff Foxworthy said that.

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    krisl73  almost 11 years ago

    I’m hoping this was a joke.

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    Rick Smith Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I thought that was Bill Cosby.

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    Rick Smith Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Except the reality is more like a softball… :-)

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    clutzyninja  almost 11 years ago

    Husbands die earlier than wives, but married men live longer than bachelors. Most likely because women force guys to the doctor when they would otherwise not go.

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    LOWRIDER84  almost 11 years ago

    Canadian school.Different Labor Day date.

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    childe_of_pan  about 7 years ago

    Sorry about all those guys who think living with their spouse is punishment. My wife and I have been together for over 30 years, we have twin daughters teenage daughters, and if I had it to do over again I would change nothing.

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