Frazz by Jef Mallett for June 17, 2013
Caulfield: Why is the last day of school on a Wednesday? Frazz: So you can goof off half a week. Caulfield: Why not make it Monday? Frazz: Then you'd goof off the whole previous week. Caulfield: I've been goofing off half the year. Frazz: Bummer. Your last day could have been in January.