Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 12, 2001
Transcript:
"Look, Patty, you can't expect to play the piano like Jerry Lee Lewis after just one lesson." "But I have a really nice piano!" "There's more to it than nice equipment." "My uncle bought a new porsche and got it to go fast right away." "Oh, that's right. Is he out of the hospital yet?"
See…to play like Jerry Lee Lewis, you’ll have murder your spouse. And get away with it.