Frank and Ernest by Thaves for March 05, 2017
Frank: What would happen is Shakespeare lived centuries later and tried being a baseball umpire? Shakespeare: Out, damned spot! Out, I say! Child: Can you explain the infield fly rule? Shakespeare: It is madness, yet there is method in it! Shakespeare: What's in a name? A rose by any other name would hit as sweet! Shakespeare: Fair is foul, and foul is fair. Coack: You should stick to writing.