Frank and Ernest by Thaves for March 01, 2015
Frank: Shakespeare failed at many jobs prior to becoming a playwright. Ernest: He was a terrible loan officer and inept dry cleaner. Shakespeare: Neither a borrower nor a lender be. Shakespeare: Out, damned spot! Out, I say! Frank: "He was no good in customer service". Shakespeare: The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Frank: "And he mixed up the flowers as a florist." Shakespeare: That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Frank: He tried to hide these career failures on his resume. Personnel Office Man: You need to be more specific about your work history -- you can't just say "What's past is prologue".