Frank and Ernest by Thaves for August 31, 2008
"Yes, it is remotely possible that the earth's gravitity has increase, but I think there's a much simpler explanation." "It's time you did something about your weight." "You're right! I've decided to accept it!" "You're following the doctor's orders?" "He said to exercise religiously, and I'm praying I can make it around the block." "I used to be able to call on my body for that extra effort, but lately it's had an unlisted number." "I should have known it was time to get in shape when my knees were buckling and my belt wasn't."