Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 31, 2000
Transcript:
"Ernie, you're going to call Ernestine at the last minute for our New Year's party? She dumped you months ago!" "Yes, but I'll tell her how I've changed. I just need one more item for my list." "Let's see - you've 'grown a lot'?" "Three pant sizes." "You're 'more independent'?" "Ever since my mother kicked me out of the house." "And you've become 'more sensitive'?" "This chronic heat rash." "Ernie! These are your greatest deceptions yet!" "That's it! The item I need! -- I've 'nutured my creative side'!" "Happy new year, Ernie." "Scribble." "