Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 03, 2000
"Ernie, your team just lost by a score of sixty-nine to nothing." "Your opponent gained seven hundred yards, you didn't complete a pass, threw ten interceptions and had no kicking game. How do you account for this performance?" "It was a case of poor field position." "'Poor field position'?" "Yes..." "We were on the same field with the St. Louis Rams."