Frank and Ernest by Thaves for October 29, 2000
Transcript:
"Look! Up in the sky! It's ABSURD! It's INANE! It's 'MALAPROP MAN'!" "A.k.a. 'The Masked Marble'!" "Book of Facts." "What's new, M-man?" "I'm going to be a congestion on Regis Philbert's quiz show, 'Who Wants to Buy a Million Hares?'" So I mesmerized this book of faxes... test me!" "Okay, who was the Lone Ranger's sidekick?" "Toronto!" "What famous way ended in 1783?" "The American Resolution?" "Lincoln's famous speech?" "The Spaghettisburg address!" "Are you certain they agreed to have you on the show?" "Absolutely! It's a dumb deal!" "That's your first correct answer all day, M-man!"