FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 24, 2012
December 22, 2012
December 25, 2012
Transcript:
Jason: Ooo- an optical mouse! Roger: Jason, what are you doing?! Jason: Opening my presents. Roger: Christmas isn't until tomorrow! Jason: Yes, but it's already tomorrow in Afghanistan, and with so many U.S. and allied troops deployed there, I feel it's my patriotic duty to celebrate the holiday right along with them. No, no- I meant with them in spirit! Roger: Hello, I'd like to ship my son to Asia...
In my family, we opened one gift on Christmas Eve. The rest had to wait until Christmas Day — and EVERYONE had to be up before any presents got opened. If my mother caught us trying to sneak a peek too early — back to bed we went!