FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 29, 2012
Jason: I finally figured out what I'm dressing up as. Roger: Oh? Jason: I'm going to be gandalf the grey, known to the elves as mithrandir, wisest of the sitar and keeper of narya, the red ring of fire. I was getting nervous. Time was running out to make a decision. Roger: You're right. Halloween's just two days away. Jason: Halloween, schmalloween. This is for December 19. Roger: Are you getting enough air through that beard of yours, Gandalf?