FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 17, 2011

Transcript:

Jason: What's this document? Computer: It's my Christmas list. This year I'm asking for more memory, a bigger hard drive, and goldplated connectors for my USB ports. Jason: And who do you think would give you any of that?! Computer: Maybe the same person who hacked the Florida election board's mainframe last month? Jason: If you ask me, you've got too much memory as it is. Computer: Shall I access an online store for you, Santa?