FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 18, 2011
Andy: How cute! Jason: "Cute"?! Mother, I've turned into a mini-Paige! Curse that kafka! He filled my head with all sorts of false hopes! I thought I'd wake up as a giant insect! A cockroach! A dung beetle! Not something as hideous as this! Paige: I can still squish you like a bug. Andy: Big Paige, you leave your sister alone. Jason: "Sister"?!