FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 31, 2011
Jason: Want to be a contestant on my new game show? It's called "I want to be a Millionaire. Roger: Sounds like fun sure. Jason: Is that your final answer? Roger: You make it sound like I just blew it. Peter: Trust me, Dad. I saw the rules. Jason: This show has no studio audience, by the way.