FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 05, 2011
Computer: Welcome to ifruit. Hug me. Jason: Fat chance. Comptuer: (Beep) error communicating with keyboard. Check connection at rear port. Jason: Haha Computer: I'm serious. You need to reach your arms around me and fiddle with the connector. Jason: It's just a trick to get a hug. I can see right through you. Computer: Dang translucent plastics. Jason: So tell me, which of my favorite games will we play today.