FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 06, 2010
Peter: We had a marine corps recruiter talk to our class today. He told us all about the rigors of boot camp: the 4 A.M. wakeup calls... the twenty mile runs in full combat gear... the obstacle courses with barbed wire and live ammo... Paige: Tht doesn't sound too appealing. Peter: Then he held up for comparison a college calculus textbook. Paige: Smart man. Peter: He couldn't hand out applications fast enough.