FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 19, 2010
Andy: Kids, I really need you to help clean up the house this week. Peter: Why? Andy: Because your grandmother's coming and it's important that it's spotless when she gets here. Peter: Why? Andy: Well, because otherwise she'll take it upon herself to clean the whole house for us, and we don't want that. Peter: Speak for yourself. Andy: I said, we don't want that! Peter: Look, just because you have "issues" Jason: I've let my room get extra messy on purpose.