FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 28, 2010
Peter: Mom, you have to let me try out for football! Andy: Peter, sweetie, you'll get killed. Peter: I will not! Andy: You're a twig! Those other kids are gorillas! They'll maim you before you can even say "help"! Peter: Mom, trust me. What I might lack in sheer bulk, I more than makeup for in agility. Jason: Oops. Incoming! Peter: I live with Jason, for crying out loud. Andy: You have a point.