FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 29, 2010
Coach: What's your name, son? Peter: Fox. Peter Fox, sir. Coach: Fox, how'd you like to play quarterback today? Peter: Quarterback? I'd love it, sir! Frankly, that's my dream position. Coach: Good. Here's a ball. Go stand over there. Peter: Yeeha! Um, coach? Shouldn't there be some blockers and halfbacks? Coach: Ok, defense, listen up. Today's drill is called "pursue and sack." Any questions?