FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 10, 2010
Andy: All of these computers are so much more advanced than our old one. Jason: No duh. Mom, our old computer was ancient! Obsolete! A fossilized relic from a bygone era! I can't believe Dad found a buyer! Andy: Jason, it was three years old. Jason: Exactly. Andy: Well, speaking as someone about to turn 43... I've got news for you, Mom... Kid: Hello. I'm the owner of this super-store. Have you ben helped?