FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 09, 2010
Peter: What are you doing? Jason: There's an adage that says a watched pot never boils. Since I want this macaroni to cook as fast as possible, I'm deliberately not watching while the water heats up. Peter: Are you familiar with the adage, "A pot on the stove you forgot to turn on never boils"? Jason: Nice try. You just want me to look.