FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 02, 2010
Jason: Want to see my death-defying straightjacket escape? I've been practicing it all afternoon. Peter: Sure. Jason: Oof... uggh... almost there... oof... here we go... ta-da! Peter: Where's the defying death part? Jason: That'll come when Paige sees what this had done to her sweater. Peter: Have you considered working up a good vanishing act?