FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 16, 2010
Andy: I thought you were plugging your stock in all the online chat rooms. Jason: It's over, mom. My internet company is as dead as a doornail. Andy: What happened? Jason: All these investor types kept asking to see stuff. Andy: They call your bluff, eh? Jason: The only thing I had handy to send them was this one dinky little program I'd written for fun. Andy: And it killed off interest? Jason: Actually, it killed off the internet. Television: Our top story tonight: The "Darth Jason" computer virus. Is there hope for mankind.