FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 15, 2010
Peter: You still haven't told me what this proposed internet company of yours will do. Jason: Jasonzonbayhoodotcom? Peter: Will it have a product? Customers? Will it serve some useful purpose? Jason: I'll figure that out eventually. Right now, first things first. Is "initial public offering" lowercase? Peter: First things first?!? Jason: Look, once, I'm capitalized. I'll buy IBM or something and the point'll be moot, ok?