FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 19, 2009
Jasonezer: You there! What day is it? Voice: Today? Why it's a school day, Mr. Jasonezer, sir! A school day! A school day! The spirits have worked their magic in time to return me on a school day! Voice: Did you hear me?! Jasonezer: I'm as light as a feather! I'm as giddy as a- Andy: I SAID IT'S A SCHOOL DAY, JASON! Jason: All right! All right! I'm up! Andy: And you're only almost as light as a feather.