FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 17, 2009
Jasonezer: Hey, why's that lady scavenging through my computer equipment?! Leave that alone, do you hear me?! That cost me an arm and a leg! Woman: Video card... obsolete. Hard drive... obsolete. CD-Rom, modem, CPU... obsolete. Jasonezer: Dickens wasn't kidding this future stuff is painful. Woman: Hmm. Maybe those tattered curtains are worth something.