FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 10, 2009
Jason: What are you playing?' Peter: "Tomb Raider II" it cost me two months' allowance. Jason: GAAACK! You brought a "Tomb Raider" into this house?! Peter, how could you?! Those are without question the sickest, most twisted games ever! Peter: They're a lot less gory than what you usually play. Jason: Gore- schmore- the hero character's a girl! Peter: Lara Croft's not just any girl, Jason. Check out those bazookas. Jason: Doofus, she's holding two pistols.