FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 16, 2009
Peter: Jason, what are you doing?! Jason: Trying to decide how I want to dress up for the opening of the "X-Files" movie. I could wear a brown wig and go as Mulder... a red wig and go as Scully... I could glue a bagel to my face and be fluke boy... Or I could just go like this. Peter: Like that. Please. I insist. Jason: Black oil alien posseessee it is, then.