FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 10, 2009
Jason: I said, I'm sorry. Please don't hate me. Eileen: I don't hate you, Jason. Yes, I'm angry at you, but I'm more angry with myself for getting this whole stupid snowball rolling in the first place. It was obvious you weren't ready for a relationship, yet I ignored all the evidence, forced your hand and in the end got what I deserved. Jason: One painfully short romance. Eileen: Drop the "ly."