FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 09, 2009
Miss O'Malley: Class, last year I noticed a problem, with the way Valentine's Day cards were being exchanged. It seems some of you were getting lots of cards while others were getting very few. I've decided that as fifth-graders, you're too young to have to deal with that sort of stress. So this year, I want you to bring enough cards for all of your classmates. That'll make things fair. Of course, this may introduce another sort of stress. Child 1: We have to give cards to girls?!? Child 2: We have to give cards to boys?!!?